Irritible Male Syndrome?
Apparently, I’m turning into a cranky old goat: How Cranky Are You?:
Your score is: 44 26-49. Suggests some indications of IMS. You may want to take the quiz again to see if things improve or get worse.
This is a quiz for “male menopause” or a midlife crisis. Supposedly, as testosterone drops, grumpiness increases. Is this really a surprise? Come on! Now, instead of feeling like sex seven days a week like I did in my twenties and early 30s, it’s more like 4-5 days. I’ve lost two days of desire - why wouldn’t I be grumpy about that?
Except, now it’s a “syndrome” - meaning that there’s treatment and counseling available. Oh, boy, I can’t wait. To replace my lost sex drive, I get to go pay a psychiatrist to tell them I don’t like being grumpy and that I wish I wanted more sex (I hope she’s pretty - maybe that will help).
What a joke this quiz is. I don’t think there’s many people out there who don’t feel tired, tense or unappreciated (or most of these categories) “sometimes”.
Now, I am feeling grumpy. I guess I better go get some therapy. Better yet, I’m going to go to bed with my wife. That’s real therapy, if you ask me.
